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.: 11.29.2003



<Miliwen> Alucard, how the hell do you make a city in SimCity4?
<Alucard_the_Kook> Making a city is ... a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.
<Alucard_the_Kook> First you need to check her out, get the lay of the land.
<Alucard_the_Kook> Next, you need to tease her a little. Make trails over her body, allowing you to move freely.
<Alucard_the_Kook> Then you fiddle with the zones.
<Alucard_the_Kook> Finally...
<Alucard_the_Kook> You give the bitch all your money.



.: 11.25.2003



Well, after nearly 2 months of careful research, the results are in:

How many eggs can you eat?

Total Votes: 36







Option# of VotesPercentage
One513%
two 411%
a dozen 25%
I have a poodle! 411%
GEOFF'S HAIR IS MAD SEXY 2158%





...the poll is gonna stay there though cause I'm too lazy to take it off. But I think the results are pretty conclusive.



.: 11.24.2003



*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
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*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)



.: 11.22.2003



Today some guy IMed me and started telling me I should believe in god. I was in the mood to argue, so I took the bait and started talking to him. At first, I started out with my usual arguments about lack of proof and what not, but eventually I resorted back to the inevitable outbreak of "your mom" jokes.

It's sort of funny, if you wanna give it a read.

http://tempest.shacknet.nu/?f=random&op=chatlogs&file=2003-11-22



.: 11.20.2003



Your father must have been a thief, because I saw him stealing candy from a K-Mart.



.: 11.18.2003



me gusta reggae
me gusta punk rock
pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochita



.: 11.17.2003



im fucking 96% iq.



.: 11.16.2003



Ass nuggets.




All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade... away.... again....




So what am I supposed to do with all of my great ideas?? Put them in a tub and clean myself with them?

'Cause that's what soap is for, Lois.



.: 11.15.2003



YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER NOW!
NONE OF THEM CAN STOP US NOW--
WE WILL MAKE IT THROUGH SOME HOW

hoo-rah.



.: 11.11.2003



I've been really happy all day today. It actually started last night (ask the people I was talking to... I was really hyper) and ever since then I've been in a really good mood. I'm not really even sure why, but I'm not gonna complain. I've been really depressed recently, and it actually peaked monday during school. But then I got home and a few hours later I was like "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Yeah... that was sort of a pointless story. But if I like ignored you monday and/or you think I hate you it's probably cause I was really sad and now you should come talk to me cause I'm in a good mood and I'll probably talk back and stuff.



.: 11.10.2003



I love you.



.: 11.07.2003



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.: 11.03.2003



"Once upon a time a child is born who, after spending many days blissfully watching how his fingers move and poking at the cat, enters the first year of what will be the focus of the next decade of his life: school.

And so, as he embarks upon his educational career, he learns many things.

First of all, he's taught that there's a difference between learning and living - as if learning is here in the school building, and living is outside, and there's no correlation between the two.

As if what he did for the first five years of his life - like discovering language - wasn't learning at all.

He learn that to be confused or wrong is a crime. The school wants Right Answers, and he learns countless ways to con the teacher into thinking he knows something he doesn't; he learns to bluff and cheat.

He also learns to be lazy. Before school began he worked for hours and hours, with no thought of reward, to make sense of the world. But in school he learns that no one does anything they don't have to and he learns to be bored.

Poor guy. "