.: 12.28.2005
[ oh. my. god.]
This is, hands down, the most ridiculous holiday greeting card ever made.
(Cale, it's important that you watch this.)
http://www.americangreetings.com/display.pd?bfrom=1&prodnum=3094053&Searchstr=three%20wise%20camels&st=t&path=31871
.: 12.26.2005
[ BASH QUOTE TIME!]
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
.: 12.25.2005
These two songs randomed up on my winamp today, and the lyrics are exactly how I feel right now, word for word. And I know no one likes people who just sit around feeling sorry for themselves, but fuck you, I'm having a bad week.
Stabbing Westward - I Remember
Do you ever wonder where we would be if we'd have tried a little harder?
It seems like yesterday that we were making plans for the future.
But it's been so long since I have known the truth.
These dreams we've left abandoned
And I'm haunted by your face
And the memory of your kisses
Sweet kisses
Do you remember?
I still remember so much
I remember never feeling so alive
Do you remember?
I still can't forget your touch
We swore that we would never end
We knew our love transcend space and time
These memories slip away
The ghost of what we were
Is fading
Lit - Completely Miserable
You make me come
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable
Stuck to a chair
Watchin' this story about me
Everything goes by so fast
Making my head spin
Used up all of my friends
Who needs them, when you mean everything
I love the things that we should fear
I'm not afraid of being here
So much the same
It makes me helpless alone
Nothing to share
Why should I care if you're near me?
Give up all of my plans
But who needs them?
When you mean everything
.: 12.22.2005
[ I dunno why I think this is so funny]
SantaClaus (4:52:04 PM): Ho, ho, ho! Santa here.
I'm IM'ing all of you who asked to be my helpers with a holiday tip:
You can WIN an MP3 player and get FREE playlists sent from MusicNowPlaylist! Just IM it and opt in!
Have a musical holiday!
Auto response from caledor7 (4:52:04 PM): I feel like crap!
.: 12.19.2005
[ tempest upgrade]
tempest has been upgraded to a 3.06GHz xeon rackmount server. Between that and my 1.5mbps upload speed, tempest should now be ridiculously fast.
Naturally things will be broken occasionally where I overlooked configuration changes. Please let me know if you find anything that doesn't work.
There should be pictures of the rack coming soon.
.: 12.17.2005
[ Another mashup]
Here's another American Idiot mashup. It's actually very very addicting. I really like it.
TONE 369: Woo Makes American Idiots Fuck War
It's 'American Idiot' mixed with Public Enemy & Busta.
.: 12.14.2005
[ this is absolutely ridiculous]
UPDATE 2: Well Grey Tuesday went well. I sent out over 2.02gb of data yesterday and today, just on the american_edit mirror.
stats here: http://noproblemomusic.com/american_edit/stats/usage_200512.html.
If you haven't gotten the songs yet, I'll probably keep the mirror up for a while.
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This is mind-boggling.
Some of them are good.
americanedit.net - green day mashups [DOWN]
UPDATE: Green Day's label banned the website. I am participating in Gray Tuesday and mirroring the files here:
http://noproblemomusic.com/american_edit/

.: 12.12.2005
[ we call this 'natural selection']
l337g33ks: omg
l337g33ks: did you hear about the guy who flipped his truck?
caledor7: ?
l337g33ks: some kid at turner flipped his pickup by the field house
l337g33ks: and there were a bunch of people in the bed
l337g33ks: and they called in careflight
l337g33ks: he was parked next to me and when i left i had to disarm my car. And i heard one of the kids in the back say "drive it really crazy danny"
l337g33ks: and i thought to myself "wow, they are going to flip it"
l337g33ks: and they did
l337g33ks: i feel bad now
.: 12.09.2005
how can they be so amazing sometimes, and such pains in the ass the rest..
.: 12.08.2005
[ it's not my fault I'm awesome]
Geoff
"Etymological studies lead to believe this was a Celtic derivation in nowadays Holland. It translates roughly as either a state of grandiose magnificence or one who is God of everything and has a heart of oak."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=geoff
.: 12.07.2005
[ what the hell]
WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST ON TALKING TO ME ABOUT THEIR PERIODS!


