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I can play "Right Where it Belongs" by Nine Inch Nails on the piano,

and I am happy.

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We have enough youth

how about a fountain of smart?

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well, I just bought a new head unit. And an ipod interface.


Now I just need somewhere to put it. Cause the hole in my dashboard is a little too big. (that was sarcasm.)



Hopefully I can make it a full month in the turner parking lot without this one getting stolen. Especially since, for a while, i'll probably just leave it lying in the big gaping hole in the console, cause there's no place to mount it.



cheers :-p

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If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!



Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.

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1. Queue up your mp3 player on shuffle.
2. List the first twenty five songs that come up, adding "in my pants" to the end of each.
3. Post in your journal.

1. Soft Cell - Tainted Love in my pants
2. The White Stripes - I'm Finding it Harder To Be A Gentleman in my pants
3. Hoobastank - Out Of Control in my pants
4. 311 - Visit in my pants
5. The Starting Line - The Drama Summer in my pants
6. The Ataris - My So Called Life in my pants
7. Counting Crows - Time and Time Again in my pants
8. Linkin Park - In The End in my pants
9. The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated in my pants
10. Kraftwerk - Autobahn in my pants
11. No Use For A Name - A Postcard Would Be Nice in my pants
12. Dave Matthews Band - Warehouse in my pants
13. Alice in Chains - Man in the Box in my pants
14. Weezer - The Good Life in my pants
15. The Crystal Method - True Grit in my pants
16. ATB - It's a Fine Day in my pants
17. Korn - Here To Stay in my pants
18. [Spunge] - Kicking Pigeons in my pants

alright I'm done. that's only 18, but you get the drift.

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this is depressing. people depress me. america depresses me.

good night.

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ugh



who wants to donate to the "buy geoff a new stereo" fund



approximate cost for replacement (not including the dash board): $250




approximate amount of money in my wallet: $23



almost there.

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I think I'm going to graduate early. Like, at the end of the summer.



I need to talk to my counselor and the police officer both. Both are equally elusive.



SD DVDs are stressing me out way more than necessary.



Can't wait for later.

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The stereo doesn't bother me that much (it was bound to happen), but they broke out half of the dashboard. And apparently, took it with them.


So now I can't control my hazard lights, butt-heaters, rear-defroster, heat/air conditioning, and my clock doesn't work, until I can find a new dashboard somewhere. And then I have to replace my stereo. And the towel that was over the sub.


They also took my 20gb mp3 player. And clipped all the wires, and took both wiring harnesses I had left on there.



My speakers are fine. That's because they're BOLTED TO THE FRAME OF THE CAR, BITCHES.



I'm still upset. The car is the only place I get to listen to music real loud, and they got easily $1000 worth of damage and stolen goods.


fuck.


edit: yeah, it happened at turner in the parking lot.

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Why not Kinky?

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Shattered Dreams is definately a serious matter, but as I was going through the pictures, I couldn't help but notice this particular gem. Almost all the pictures of the crowd, if you look closely, are really funny. Take this good example:











Now throw all your emotions away, and pretend like no one has just died. Let's take a slightly closer look:



Here's what I'm assuming is the explanation for all these people, by number:
1) Saying "What's up" to his friend across the way.
2) They're either playing craps or some other form of gambling, or the guy on the right is showing the other one his penis.
3) His facial expression is appropriate, but he's looking in the complete opposite direction of everyone else.
4) Trying desperately to flirt with the girl in front of him.
5) Hawking a loogie.
6) Probably taking a piss in the garden area.
7) Trying to decide what his mom's gonna make for dinner. Or doing some form of mental math.
8) Giggling to herself cause she just accidently touched that guy's butt.

and finally,

9) This is the guy that you're always afraid will be standing in your window in the middle of the night, or that you see everywhere you go, like in the foodcourt of the mall, peering evily through a hole in the crowd.


That said, there are some really good pictures, and you all will definately want a DVD of Shattered Dreams this year. To order one, talk to Mrs. Webb. They're only $10, and they have more features than most standard hollywood productions.

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sorber.

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this week was all one long blur




more later.

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