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I've been on eight flights in the last week, and the TSA, for whatever reason, decided to take my bullet key-chain on the seventh one. Apparently, fake bullets with no gunpowder aren't allowed on airplanes. Although, someone may want to let the other guys at the other five different airports know, cause they all didn't seem to mind.

I guess it's all for the best... I was planning on hijacking the plane by throwing a bullet at the flight attendant.

Although, since they took it, it made me realize that my entire ring of keys could easily do more damage. Some of those are pretty sharp.


Good game, homeland security. Good game.

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I'll be in Galveston from today til sunday night, then in LA from tuesday to next saturday or sunday.

the cell phone will work if you need me, 469.733.4435


later.


UPDATE 07.24 Plans change, I'm actually leaving monday at 8pm. And I get back at 1am saturday morning.

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My friend in Austin needs money, and is selling some very nice tenzo rims and tires.

http://austin.craigslist.org/pts/85012598.html

Check them out, shipping would be ridiculous, but I can arrange for them to be brought up here if any of you guys want to buy them.

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The new harry potter book is sad.

I almost cried.

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I was talking to my doctor today about why I can't sleep, and we started talking about all those people claiming that prozac and zoloft and things actually make people more suicidal.

He said that those claims were false; the problem is with people who were already suicidal, but were just too depressed to plan and carry it out. Then the drugs kick in, their muddled mind clears up, and they're able to focus on things enough to go ahead and kill themselves.


I thought that was funny in a horribly ironic way.


(that's what I call killer irony. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Get it?! I'm going to hell)

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Guilt is perhaps the most worthless of all human emotions.


We cannot go back and change the past.

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Calcy and I made a list.
Here it is:

1) donuts
2) edible underwear and loose leah
3) wham
4) biscuits
5) black people
6) katie binford
8) what if black katie binford ate biscuits and donuts while wearing edible underwear and listening to wham with loose leah?

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A couple days ago, I opened the back gate to park my car around back, and there was a dead possum staring at me from the middle of the driveway.

Here is a picture:



It was really gross, and I had to pick it up and throw it away. It was pretty fresh, too, so when I tried to pick it up from the stomach is was still warm and mushy, so I had to grab it by it's tail and carry it to the dumpster.


(yeah, yeah, I know it's spelled opossum. Shut up, I'll kill you.)


Also, be sure to check out the gallery for new pictures.

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Sometimes I wish I could just poop all day long.

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well the interweb is back up.

3.0mbp/s down,
768kbp/s up.

This means that the picture gallery and things will be much faster.


As for the new TV show, it's progressing slowly, expect a while before you see anything.



I don't feel good.

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I don't have internet (except dial-up, occasionally) and my katie left for galveston.


I dunno what to do with myself. I've lost my two favorite things :-/


Gimme a call sometime, 469.733.4435

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