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.: 5.31.2006



It's everything myspace ought to be:

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.: 5.22.2006


[ Raleigh Theodore Sakers: Semantic Blockage]


This is... horrifying. And incredible.

http://www.rollietheodoresakers.bravehost.com/RANTINGS.html


Give it time. This is the full recording/transcript of the bits and pieces of the Raleigh Soliloquies featured on Sublime and Unwritten Law CDs. This is a mentally insane guy, living in a halfway home, just going off for about twenty minutes. He seems to know what he's talking about.



.: 5.21.2006


[ Sunday Picture Update]


It's time for another massive Sunday Picture Extravaganza!
These are mostly all the good pictures that have been living on my phone, in vaguely chronological order.


cale


stefani's leg, after I drew a penis on it. woopsies.


Me with a hat and a knife.


Max, planning Shattered Dreams.


Jon, taking a crap in Jenny's sink.


Max being gangster(?)


AUAAUAUAUUGGH AUGUGUUAUGUGGGH this thing lives in the Carrollton Police Department, and scares the bejesus out of me.


A masking tape penis on the back of stefani's letter jacket. Woopsies.


This is the view out the door of our prop storage closet into what used to be a costume room, before the construction workers accidently bulldozed it because they "didn't know there was a room there."


AUAUAGH OLD LADY


Mia's 'MySpace' picture.


Mia and Meagan...



A suggestive box I found in our theater.


Naptime in TEMPO.


Robin's tatoo.


CJ in a "Born to Ride" t-shirt that we got jenny for white trash day.


Jon. With a hand down his pants.


It's a dead fish! Yay TEMPO retreat!


Check out my maaad ball-spinning skills!


Meagan stripping in the bathroom.


Me with an umbrella.


The look I get right before I turn into the hulk.






Fin.



.: 5.19.2006



Only one more day until summer. Until the end of high school, forever. Until a couple of months of nothing to do except bask in my own nagging doubt about the fact that my college plans in general are hillariously unfinalized.


Gimme a call! 469.733.4435



.: 5.17.2006


[ She ain't no ball and chain.]


Unlucky seventeen, already handed plans for the future


Glamour obsessed, shown how to dress, and told how to think


And I don't have a job, but I can show you how to be a slob


So many days, wasted and glazed


Sometimes I laugh aloud as I think about,


You asking me "Please can you help?"


Can't help my self




I'm not your savior, I'm not who you want me to be


A cowardly mistake I've made so many times before, refusing to
break


Cut my losses ties them with you, like a good boy I'll
pretend


And promise not to do it again




Do you remember when, life was so simple and permanent?


Everyone's changed, "Everyone's cool", Everyone sucks


But I can't seem to complain, Exciting and new is just not
there


You're getting scared




I'm not your savior, never thought I was anyway


I'm a void with empty promises that backs out late


Never said I'd change, taking back the words that we spoke


Like a fuel tank running dry, you'll believe it when I choke



.: 5.15.2006



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN667Xz89ZI&search=Al%20gore

God, why couldn't Gore have been president?



[ pwn]


That's right kids.


My car has air conditioning.



.: 5.11.2006


[ Subject: reception for Mr. Holland and Ms. Codina]


>
>The R L Turner PTSA is hosting a farewell reception for Mr. Holland,
>principal of Turner, and Ms. Codina, asst. principal of Turner, on
>Tuesday, May 23rd, from 6:30 -8:00 pm, in the cafeteria of the school.
>
>Please come say good-bye and wish them luck. We will have memory books
>for you to sign, but please feel free to bring cards if you wish.
>
>Also, please spread the word to parents, students, and former students who
>might like to attend.
>
>thank you,
>Sharon Luke
>RLT PTSA Pres.



.: 5.09.2006


[ too far from friday]


We have a lot of those stupid little fruit fly things in our house, and of course they're attracted to my monitors. They drive me crazy, so I smash them. There's little streaks of bug guts all over my dual 19"s. :-(



.: 5.07.2006


[ shwing-shwong]


I just realized that all of the names of the characters from the cartoon "Peanuts" make really good slang terms for "penis."



.: 5.05.2006


[ Stephen Colbert]


For those of you that haven't already seen this, I recommend you watch Stephen Colbert's brilliant speech at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner. He tells the truth about Bush and the media, ten feet away from their faces.

Watch it here:
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/03/145234

and then go show your appreciation here:
thankyoustephencolbert.org/


There are also torrents of the whole dinner available. The George Bush lookalike was kinda funny as well.



.: 5.02.2006


[ Jeeze I'm sexy]


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