.: 5.31.2006
.: 5.22.2006
[ Raleigh Theodore Sakers: Semantic Blockage]
This is... horrifying. And incredible.
http://www.rollietheodoresakers.bravehost.com/RANTINGS.html
Give it time. This is the full recording/transcript of the bits and pieces of the Raleigh Soliloquies featured on Sublime and Unwritten Law CDs. This is a mentally insane guy, living in a halfway home, just going off for about twenty minutes. He seems to know what he's talking about.
.: 5.21.2006
[ Sunday Picture Update]
It's time for another massive Sunday Picture Extravaganza!
These are mostly all the good pictures that have been living on my phone, in vaguely chronological order.

cale

stefani's leg, after I drew a penis on it. woopsies.

Me with a hat and a knife.

Max, planning Shattered Dreams.

Jon, taking a crap in Jenny's sink.

Max being gangster(?)

AUAAUAUAUUGGH AUGUGUUAUGUGGGH this thing lives in the Carrollton Police Department, and scares the bejesus out of me.

A masking tape penis on the back of stefani's letter jacket. Woopsies.

This is the view out the door of our prop storage closet into what used to be a costume room, before the construction workers accidently bulldozed it because they "didn't know there was a room there."

AUAUAGH OLD LADY

Mia's 'MySpace' picture.

Mia and Meagan...


A suggestive box I found in our theater.

Naptime in TEMPO.

Robin's tatoo.

CJ in a "Born to Ride" t-shirt that we got jenny for white trash day.

Jon. With a hand down his pants.

It's a dead fish! Yay TEMPO retreat!

Check out my maaad ball-spinning skills!

Meagan stripping in the bathroom.

Me with an umbrella.

The look I get right before I turn into the hulk.
Fin.
.: 5.19.2006
Only one more day until summer. Until the end of high school, forever. Until a couple of months of nothing to do except bask in my own nagging doubt about the fact that my college plans in general are hillariously unfinalized.
Gimme a call! 469.733.4435
.: 5.17.2006
[ She ain't no ball and chain.]
Unlucky seventeen, already handed plans for the future
Glamour obsessed, shown how to dress, and told how to think
And I don't have a job, but I can show you how to be a slob
So many days, wasted and glazed
Sometimes I laugh aloud as I think about,
You asking me "Please can you help?"
Can't help my self
I'm not your savior, I'm not who you want me to be
A cowardly mistake I've made so many times before, refusing to
break
Cut my losses ties them with you, like a good boy I'll
pretend
And promise not to do it again
Do you remember when, life was so simple and permanent?
Everyone's changed, "Everyone's cool", Everyone sucks
But I can't seem to complain, Exciting and new is just not
there
You're getting scared
I'm not your savior, never thought I was anyway
I'm a void with empty promises that backs out late
Never said I'd change, taking back the words that we spoke
Like a fuel tank running dry, you'll believe it when I choke
.: 5.15.2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN667Xz89ZI&search=Al%20gore
God, why couldn't Gore have been president?
[ pwn]
That's right kids.
My car has air conditioning.
.: 5.11.2006
[ Subject: reception for Mr. Holland and Ms. Codina]
>
>The R L Turner PTSA is hosting a farewell reception for Mr. Holland,
>principal of Turner, and Ms. Codina, asst. principal of Turner, on
>Tuesday, May 23rd, from 6:30 -8:00 pm, in the cafeteria of the school.
>
>Please come say good-bye and wish them luck. We will have memory books
>for you to sign, but please feel free to bring cards if you wish.
>
>Also, please spread the word to parents, students, and former students who
>might like to attend.
>
>thank you,
>Sharon Luke
>RLT PTSA Pres.
.: 5.09.2006
[ too far from friday]
We have a lot of those stupid little fruit fly things in our house, and of course they're attracted to my monitors. They drive me crazy, so I smash them. There's little streaks of bug guts all over my dual 19"s. :-(
.: 5.07.2006
[ shwing-shwong]
I just realized that all of the names of the characters from the cartoon "Peanuts" make really good slang terms for "penis."
.: 5.05.2006
[ Stephen Colbert]
For those of you that haven't already seen this, I recommend you watch Stephen Colbert's brilliant speech at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner. He tells the truth about Bush and the media, ten feet away from their faces.
Watch it here:
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/03/145234
and then go show your appreciation here:
thankyoustephencolbert.org/
There are also torrents of the whole dinner available. The George Bush lookalike was kinda funny as well.
.: 5.02.2006
[ Jeeze I'm sexy]
Pictures from today:


BONUS:



