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.: 12.31.2004
fuck the police.
despite this being hosted on a sex site (no clue why), this isn't porn. It's about how to deal with cops. Good read.
.: 12.28.2004
I think you guys should all do yourselves a favor and go download "Mr. Personality" by "Gillette."
(it might also be by "20 fingers", but it's the same song.)
.: 12.27.2004
.: 12.24.2004
Every Christmas, calculations circulate that cast doubt as to whether Santa Claus could possibly deliver gifts to all the world's good children - and still remain within the laws of physics. To deliver gifts to all who deserve them, they assert, Santa would need to move so fast that he would vaporise due to air resistance, be torn to pieces by gravitational forces or suffer other terrible fates we wouldn't wish for Santa Claus. Now a team of four top researchers looked into the case and concluded: Santa can do the job and Christmas is saved! They concluded that Santa has an ion-shield of charged particles, held together by a magnetic field to solve the heat problem and he probably travels in more than four dimensions.
Awesome.
.: 12.23.2004
Why is it that when I'm busy or out of town, everyone and their mother calls me up and asks to go hang out, but when I'm alone and bored, NO ONE ANSWERS THEIR PHONE?!
I need more friends. Who are awake.
.: 12.21.2004
caledor7 (8:08:48 PM): either stage an accident
caledor7 (8:08:59 PM): or just be careful to destroy the evidence
caledor7 (8:09:36 PM): get them to look under your car while it's up on jacks, and then "accidently" kick the jack out so it crushes them
caledor7 (8:09:38 PM): something like that
caledor7 (8:09:53 PM): then wait a couple minutes, then run into the house screaming "OH MY GOD I THINK HES DEAD"
WiLd cHiLd xYz (8:09:58 PM): hm..
WiLd cHiLd xYz (8:10:15 PM): how much would that fuck up the car
caledor7 (4:07:21 PM): losers say what?
SantaClaus (4:07:21 PM): Hmm... What, what?
word.
.: 12.20.2004
I can send and receive text messages again.
Entertain me. 469.733.4435
.: 12.15.2004
caledor7 (8:59:13 PM): how do you fit a hundred dead babies into a trashcan?
fab Sueki (9:02:23 PM): uhh i dont know
caledor7 (9:02:39 PM): with a blender
caledor7 (9:02:56 PM): how do you get them back out?
fab Sueki (9:03:02 PM): ?
caledor7 (9:03:11 PM): with tortilla chips!
fab Sueki (9:03:21 PM): that is tacky
fab Sueki (9:03:25 PM): who eats out of trash cans?
.: 12.13.2004
caledor7 (7:27:52 PM): are you gay?
SantaClaus (7:27:52 PM):
Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf.
caledor7 (7:18:46 PM): you're fat
SantaClaus (7:18:47 PM): Pardon me?
caledor7 (7:18:50 PM): YOU ARE FAT
SantaClaus (7:18:50 PM):
It's not all fat. I'm pretty big-boned, if you know what I mean. :-P
caledor7 (7:19:54 PM): OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING
SantaClaus (7:19:55 PM):
The great thing about the Holidays is you can enjoy them no matter what faith you are. So, relax, try to think of others and be at peace.
caledor7 (7:21:31 PM): how can I be at peace when santa just hit on me?
SantaClaus (7:21:31 PM):
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
caledor7 (7:22:13 PM): keep your finger to yourself
SantaClaus (7:22:14 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
caledor7 (7:22:16 PM): sick bastard
SantaClaus (7:22:16 PM): I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.
caledor7 (7:22:24 PM): TESTIES?
SantaClaus (7:22:24 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
caledor7 (7:22:36 PM): maybe my PENIS will put you in the christmas spirit
SantaClaus (7:22:36 PM):
Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!
caledor7 (7:23:02 PM): I'm having SEX with thousands of boys and girls and their parents at the same time.
SantaClaus (7:23:03 PM): That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable?
caledor7 (7:23:10 PM): how big is your penis?
SantaClaus (7:23:10 PM):
I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL
caledor7 (7:23:17 PM): ..what?
SantaClaus (7:23:17 PM): What, indeed!
Santa was hitting on me. This had better mean I get some good presents this year.
.: 12.12.2004
schools almost out.
finals will either be easy or suck.
things are fairly uneventful.
I'm not wearing pants.
.: 12.09.2004
Got my PSAT scores back.
I'm smrt. I mean smart.
.: 12.07.2004
Hrushka13: Google didn't even do anything for Jewish celebration
Hrushka13: racists..
caledor7: I know right
Hrushka13: i wrote them a nasty email
Hrushka13: so you should be proud of me
Hrushka13: :-)
I love Anna. :-p
.: 12.06.2004
According to merriam webster, these are the top ten words of the year.
Number 3 and number 5 both make me very sad.
.: 12.05.2004
not myself.
kind of like myself, but with less energy and mental function.
.: 12.04.2004
I always know the right things to say.
but sometimes, I also know the wrong things to say.
and that's usually much more entertaining.
