[.blog]: 09.2006

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.: 9.27.2006

[ Good use of that college education.]

Attention, please. I have just had a most powerful stroke of genius, and, in a harrowing time of hunger and insufficient rations, created the most amazing of palatable items:

the SUPER HOTDOG.

four dogs. two buns. you do the math.

You see, while searching for a nutritious dinner just now, I came across an unfortunate circumstance. Four hotdogs, four slices of cheese, and only two buns. However there is no need to fret, my friends, because my college-educated mind quickly sprang into action to create the most unforgettable hotdog experience of my lifetime.

For all you film majors out there, notice the nice soft halo effect the ambient backlight gives the buns.

For all you film majors out there, notice the nice soft halo effect the ambient backlight gives the buns.

This picture doesn't even come close to representing the overall deliciousness.

Now you may be asking yourself, "how would you go about eating a dog of such super proportions? It looks like it would be difficult!" To this I laugh. The super hot dog was a PLEASURE to eat. It was, if anything, even easier than not eating anything at all! Soft warm bread, gooey cheese, and long tubes of joy. That's what I call them. And that is what makes up a super hot dog.

This will probably be the last blog entry for a while. Seriously, this time.

This will probably be the last blog entry for a while. Seriously, this time.

(Instructions available upon request.)

// posted by geoff @ 9/27/2006 07:21:00 PM | (3) comments

.: 9.18.2006

// posted by geoff @ 9/18/2006 11:18:00 AM | (0) comments

.: 9.16.2006

PC World's Top 25 Worst Websites.

25. Rentmychest.com
24. IKissYou.org
23. InmatesForYou.com
22. Digital entertainment network (den.com)
21. Golden Palace Casino
20. Hotmail.com
19. WebVan
18. Beenz.com and Flooz.com (tie)
17. Boo.com
16. Microsoft Windows Update
15. Neuticles.com
14. BidForSurgery.com
13. Whitehouse.com
12. The Dancing Baby
11. Rabies for Kids
10. MyLackey.com
9. HamsterDance.com
8. BonziBuddy
7. Pets.com
6. Pixelon.com
5. AllAdvantage
4. CD Universe
3. Cartoonnetwok.com
2. CyberRebate
1. MySpace.com

Yeah. Myspace is number 1. Because, and I quote a slashdot comment here, ,myspace is "a festering cyst on the asshole of the internet."

I especially enjoy #11.

// posted by geoff @ 9/16/2006 12:21:00 AM | (0) comments

.: 9.13.2006

[ bitter]

What if Rudolph hadn't had a glowing red nose, but instead had something totally useless, like a third antler or a cleft hoof. Would all the other reindeer still have loved him and shouted out with glee (yippee?) No. I think not.

// posted by geoff @ 9/13/2006 09:58:00 PM | (0) comments

.: 9.11.2006

http://www.canspidersfart.com/

wtf

// posted by geoff @ 9/11/2006 04:47:00 PM | (1) comments

.: 9.06.2006

[ rejected :-(]

I came across this girl on facebook while searching for agnostic people at oklahoma that looked pretty cool. Deciding to try out the creepy stalker thing, I asked her to be my friend with a message that commented on her religious and political beliefs and her good taste in music.

Thanks to the new newsfeed business in facebook, I discovered something funny.

Emily and Geoff Allison are now friends. 12:57am
Emily edited Looking For on her profile. 1:04am

Seven minutes after she added me as a friend, she changed her "Looking for" from "Friendship, Dating, Relationship" to just "Friendship."

I think she's trying to tell me something.

// posted by geoff @ 9/06/2006 04:34:00 PM | (1) comments

I've been thinking a lot lately.

It's weird.

// posted by geoff @ 9/06/2006 04:33:00 PM | (0) comments