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Attention, please. I have just had a most powerful stroke of genius, and, in a harrowing time of hunger and insufficient rations, created the most amazing of palatable items:

the SUPER HOTDOG.









You see, while searching for a nutritious dinner just now, I came across an unfortunate circumstance. Four hotdogs, four slices of cheese, and only two buns. However there is no need to fret, my friends, because my college-educated mind quickly sprang into action to create the most unforgettable hotdog experience of my lifetime.







Now you may be asking yourself, "how would you go about eating a dog of such super proportions? It looks like it would be difficult!" To this I laugh. The super hot dog was a PLEASURE to eat. It was, if anything, even easier than not eating anything at all! Soft warm bread, gooey cheese, and long tubes of joy. That's what I call them. And that is what makes up a super hot dog.








(Instructions available upon request.)

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