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.: 5.31.2005
[ I hate recreating what already exists]
Well blogger went all assface on me, and decided to delete most of my template. So I tried to recreate it from browser cache, and I think I pretty much got it. Hopefully, nothing's broken.
I went to install a game from 1998, and it had a "system check" program to make sure my computer was up to par for playing it. I thought this was pretty funny:
Might as well note that both my C:\ and D:\ drives have more than 3 gigs free, and I'm running XP, not 98. But whatever. Still pretty amusing.
And, also, right now, I'm going commando.
.: 5.27.2005
[ this is only here so the video link is first]
[ think before you talk]
caledor7 (1:12:00 AM): so one of the days
caledor7 (1:12:06 AM): she was finishing up the oral exams
caledor7 (1:12:13 AM): and of course the entire class hates her, and we were really bored
Poshboy12 (1:12:19 AM): yeh
caledor7 (1:12:28 AM): so, being the mature high school students we are, someone starts making farting noises
Poshboy12 (1:12:35 AM): hahaha
caledor7 (1:12:46 AM): and everyone giggles, and then someone else farts back, and people cough loudly, etc
caledor7 (1:13:04 AM): and then someone lets out a really loud, juicy one
caledor7 (1:13:13 AM): and of course everyone starts laughing out loud
caledor7 (1:13:20 AM): and ms ribbik looks up and is like "What is going on?"
caledor7 (1:13:32 AM): and some girl was like "miss, I think someone needs to go to the bathroom"
caledor7 (1:13:36 AM): and so ms ribbik was like
Poshboy12 (1:13:46 AM): lol
caledor7 (1:14:02 AM): "Well, that's actually a normal occurance, and you'd better get used to it, because it happens a lot more as you get older, trust me"
caledor7 (1:14:13 AM): then I vomited in my mouth.
Poshboy12 (1:14:18 AM): oh god
Poshboy12 (1:14:21 AM): that's horrible
caledor7 (1:14:34 AM): then, just in case we didn't hear
Poshboy12 (1:14:34 AM): i do not want to hear ms. ribbik saying that
caledor7 (1:14:37 AM): she repeated herself
caledor7 (1:14:39 AM): "trust me"
caledor7 (1:14:44 AM): it was disgusting
Poshboy12 (1:14:46 AM): AH
.: 5.25.2005
[ backlog]
UPDATE:
Here's the 24 hour video race video!
5 minutes, 14mb mpeg.
(right click, save as...)
Random things I've been meaning to post:
Picture from 24 hour film race:
Picture from theater banquet:
This and more has been added in a long-overdue update to the picture gallery. Updates include the Dodge truck, the film race, and more.
And the actual 24 hour film race video is still waiting to be uploaded somewhere. It's coming soon, I promise.
.: 5.21.2005
[ I like being vague]
.: 5.15.2005
[ sleep is for the weak]
This saturday was the 24 hour video race, midnight to midnight. We turned ours in at 11:42.
It was a lot of fun.
If I get around to it, I'll post a copy of our video up here for your viewing pleasure.
.: 5.10.2005
[ things aren't as pretty on the inside]
Have you ever gotten everything you've been wanting, but then still feel almost completely unfulfilled?
Yeah. Me too.
.: 5.09.2005
[ innuendo: a documentary about Italian suppositories]
Here is a picture of our notes from Physics today:
(annotated in red by me)
oh mr. hurst. what a great class.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.
-Javan
.: 5.05.2005
[ can you spare some change?]
I just realized it's 05.05.05
That's kinda cool.
And, I'm at home at 10:00 on a school day.
Hurray for AMAT :-)
.: 5.01.2005
[ video game fantasies]
The shattered dreams DVD is complete, and let me be the first to tell you: it's AWESOME. I highly suggest you buy one, and I'm not even making any money off of them. And neither is Turner or anyone else, and any extra money we make is going back to the national Shattered Dreams fund, so we can do these kinds of things again in the future.
That said, I would like to wish everybody good luck on any AP tests they may be taking these next weeks. I myself am taking three, and passing one.
We had a US History review game show on Friday, guys vs. girls. For most of the class, it was 0 to 0, and then, finally, at the end, we scored once, by answering "Edgar Allen Poe" to the question "Who wrote 'The Raven'?"
None of the other questions anyone knew. I think it's fairly safe to say that, as a class, we will have our collective assed handed to us on a platter.
Speaking of failing things, I have no idea what grade I have in Spanish, but I can't imagine it's passing. It seems in all my classes, I have forgotten everything. I got straight A's first semester, including spanish and statistics. At the three weeks, I was close to failing both. Not only can I not pick up new things, but I can't remember anything I've learned before. This last month has turned me into a zombie, except I don't feed on the living (yet.)
I guess what I'm really trying to say is that Ms. Ribbik is a stupid gimp bitch whore fuck-ass cocksucker cuntface who can't walk or form complete sentences. She makes me sit in the front of the classroom, and, because one of her legs is dysfunctional, deems it neccessary to support her FULL BODY WEIGHT on MY desk with both her hands and stomach. And since she's there, why not use MY books and papers to read off of? Even if it was a teacher who's guts I DIDN'T want spread all over the overhead projector, I would be uncomfortable with the closeness. Plus she's really short, so my face is pretty much right in her sagging cleavage, and I sometimes sit with my leg across my other leg, and she usually manages to push her crotch into my knee. It makes me want to vomit on her face. And then hit her with a chair, or car. I literally sit in class fantasizing about tripping her and her accidently knocking her head on the corner of a baseball bat filled with nails and wrapped in barbed wire on the way down, and staging it all as an accident because she can't walk right.
I know what you're thinking. "It's not her fault she had Polio when she was seven months old!" Well let me tell you something: yes it fucking is! I didn't get polio when I was seven months old! And I don't want to hear any of this crap about vaccination and advances in disease prevention since 1947. The bottom line is, Ms. Ribbik is an incompetant moron, a horrible teacher, and easily holds the award for person I've fantasized about killing the most.
It's really depressing failing things. Even when the entire class does horrible (or horribly if you use proper grammar), I still don't like not being able to do things. I've always been "smart" and successful, and, quite honestly, not used to not being good at stuff. It's really kind of a downer. Not answering any questions correctly in a AP test review really ruins your day.
Long story short, good luck with your AP tests, and if you're taking US History or Statistics, please text message my cell phone with all the right answers.
And please stab Ms. Ribbik in the face with fork or rocket.
[ the way things were]
TaintedLve14: im reading the earlier entries in your blog
caledor7: are they good?
TaintedLve14: i like them better
caledor7 : I actually used to write about stuff that happened
TaintedLve14: yeah
TaintedLve14: now its always links that are funny
TaintedLve14: so its less of your own humor
TaintedLve14: and more of the internets
