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caledor7 (7:18:46 PM): you're fat
SantaClaus (7:18:47 PM): Pardon me?
caledor7 (7:18:50 PM): YOU ARE FAT
SantaClaus (7:18:50 PM):
It's not all fat. I'm pretty big-boned, if you know what I mean. :-P
caledor7 (7:19:54 PM): OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING
SantaClaus (7:19:55 PM):
The great thing about the Holidays is you can enjoy them no matter what faith you are. So, relax, try to think of others and be at peace.
caledor7 (7:21:31 PM): how can I be at peace when santa just hit on me?
SantaClaus (7:21:31 PM):
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
caledor7 (7:22:13 PM): keep your finger to yourself
SantaClaus (7:22:14 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
caledor7 (7:22:16 PM): sick bastard
SantaClaus (7:22:16 PM): I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.
caledor7 (7:22:24 PM): TESTIES?
SantaClaus (7:22:24 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
caledor7 (7:22:36 PM): maybe my PENIS will put you in the christmas spirit
SantaClaus (7:22:36 PM):
Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!
caledor7 (7:23:02 PM): I'm having SEX with thousands of boys and girls and their parents at the same time.
SantaClaus (7:23:03 PM): That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable?
caledor7 (7:23:10 PM): how big is your penis?
SantaClaus (7:23:10 PM):
I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL
caledor7 (7:23:17 PM): ..what?
SantaClaus (7:23:17 PM): What, indeed!


Santa was hitting on me. This had better mean I get some good presents this year.

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