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.: 7.30.2005


[ I'm back.]


I've been on eight flights in the last week, and the TSA, for whatever reason, decided to take my bullet key-chain on the seventh one. Apparently, fake bullets with no gunpowder aren't allowed on airplanes. Although, someone may want to let the other guys at the other five different airports know, cause they all didn't seem to mind.

I guess it's all for the best... I was planning on hijacking the plane by throwing a bullet at the flight attendant.

Although, since they took it, it made me realize that my entire ring of keys could easily do more damage. Some of those are pretty sharp.


Good game, homeland security. Good game.



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You think that's bad, it gets worse when you're a minority.

My battery recharger got taken up by the airport because a) it has plugs for an outlet, which automatically makes it a knife-like object, and b) it has the size and weight to be used as a rudimentary club and/or bludgeoning device.
 
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