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I'm sure i've taken a much longer piss than you because I'm a camel.

A couple times I actually timed myself and so far i've been very close to, but yet unable to break two minutes. beat that, sucka! (don't tell me if you already have as that will hurt my already diminishing self-esteem.)
 

is that the same camel that ate your tent?
 

that was my tent, you insensitive clod!
 

i wish i had a camel.
 

I'm pretty sure Cowboy Neal has pissed longer.
 

Is it sad that I get the Cowboy Neal reference?
 

It's sad that there's not a hump on my back. Neither dromedary nor bactrian am I. Besides, I usually enjoy a good hump in the front ...with a girl. And if you don't believe me, look at the pictures.

I got the CowboyNeal reference as well as the one about being an insensitive clod.
 

Good, I was hoping somebody would, or preferably a plural number of somebodys would.