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Plot 4 - She Can't Hold It: Shouko is just a normal mother of one, with a happy home with her husband and daughter that just happens to be in the same building as the fashion agency and the "hospital". On her way home from the market with some great fresh corn she intends to use as a dildo she realizes she has to go to the bathroom, but does she have to urinate or defecate? YOU MAKE THE CALL! Apparently you are a really shitty god whose only ability is to control whether this woman has to crap or piss. Hooray!

Wanting to submerge myself as completely as possible in the trauma of this game I naturally selected "defecate". Shouko immediately began complaining about stomach cramps and rushed to her building to use the restroom. I opted to have her wait until she got home in the hopes that her bowels would explode and that toilet doctor guy would appear and kick her head around or something. Instead I was taken through one of the most painfully overlong bathroom selection sequences in the history of mankind. It involved a long wait on the elevator with frequent references to turtle head appearing in her pants, her daughter occupying the family bathroom, until she finally decided to crap into a towel. Great!

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