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So a guy walks into a church and goes to confession. He tells the priest: "Father, I'm 75 years old, and I've been happily married and faithful for 50 years. I have two children in their thirties and I've never cheated on my wife. Until yesterday. I was driving down the street and saw these two hot 20-year old coeds hitchhiking. I picked them up and drove them to a hotel. They convinced me to join them in the hotel where I proceeded to have sex with both of them for the next two hours."
The priest is quiet for a moment and then says, "are you sorry for your sins?"

The man replies, "Sins? What do you mean?"

The priest sounds concerned. "What do I mean? What kind of Catholic are you?"

The man replies, "Catholic? Father, I'm Jewish!"

The priest is incredulous. "Well then why are you telling me this?

The man replies, "are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!"

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