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Here is a picture of the house across the street that we think keeps calling the cops on us for "throwing parties every sunday" (no joke) and complaining to the city that we don't keep our grass mowed short enough:



Here is a picture of the strip of grass in between our sidewalk and the street, directly across from the above house, which was recently mowed by my dad:




That's right; my dad deliberately left a strip of tall, gangly grass, precisely across from the neighbors who hate us. Just to spite them.

My dad's a badass.


Now you know where I get it from.

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