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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris once ate 30 ribeye steaks in an hour. The first 55 minutes, he was fucking the waitress.
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Chuck Norris was not born, he roundhouse-kicked out of the womb.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris once ate 30 ribeye steaks in an hour. The first 55 minutes, he was fucking the waitress.
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Chuck Norris was not born, he roundhouse-kicked out of the womb.
# posted by 
: January 29, 2006 10:19 AM
: January 29, 2006 10:19 AM
Before filming an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger Chuck Norris noticed a dead baby lamb in the middle of the road. After a prolonged beard rub the lamb miracuously came back to life...
right after the miracle of sunlight hit the lambs eyes chuck then proceded to roundhouse kick the lamb, killing it instantly.
thus showing that the good chuck giveth, and the good chuck taketh away.
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right after the miracle of sunlight hit the lambs eyes chuck then proceded to roundhouse kick the lamb, killing it instantly.
thus showing that the good chuck giveth, and the good chuck taketh away.
# posted by : January 30, 2006 8:39 PM
: January 30, 2006 8:39 PM << Home
