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I was driving down Josey today in the right lane, waiting in line to turn right onto Keller Springs. Right about then, an ambulance came up from behind with its lights on and siren blaring. Of course, the light turned green.

As everyone gradually started moving, the person in front of me pulled all the way up against the curb on the right and stopped. Which technically is what you're supposed to do when an ambulance comes. Except the ambulance was behind me in the right turn lane, wanting to turn right.

After it honked and blared its siren for a while, the car in front of me got the hint and turned right. I turned right, passed him on the left, then cut back over right and slowed down to let the ambulance by (it was a couple cars behind me.)

Right when I got to the red light at Keller Springs and Kelly, the car who had been right in front of me before cut across to the left into the left turn lane of Kelly, and pulled up next to me. Rolling down his window, I saw that it was James Stewart and (I assume) his mom.

He rolled down his window, looked over at me, and said:

"Geoff! You are like, the worst driver ever."

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